I’m pretty sure everyone becomes a conservative the day they get their first paycheck and see the taxes taken out.
Or liberal the first time they receive a paycheck while living on their own and realizing they cant possibly survive on what they’re making
… Because of the taxes taken out.
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut